Serious news…
NBC News claims that the true relatives of King Kong, the movie-favorite skyscraper-climbing ape, have met their ancient demise and are extinct due to climate change.
This ridiculous claim unfolds as NBC confirms it gigantopithecus, A massive primate that roamed the Earth for nearly 300,000 years did not face extinction due to a tragic, if fantastical, fall from the tallest building in New York.
Instead, the media insists that these giant apes simply could not hack the prehistoric climate crisis. The report indicates that giant apes became extinct because they were unable to reach their favorite fruit.
“Wow, an entire species of giant ape went extinct because they couldn't reach their favorite fruit. How sad and pathetic. I mean, who knew that a lack of fruit picking skills could be so deadly? But hey, let's “We all blame climate change for this extinction, and ignore the fact that species are going extinct all the time, and that many animals are perfectly capable of adapting to changing environments. Because this would definitely solve all the problems of biodiversity loss,” said X User books.
They already posted this tweet.
NBC News reported:
It did not fall from the Empire State Building.
Instead, a giant ape sometimes called “the real King Kong” has been driven to extinction by climate change that has put its favorite fruits out of reach during the dry season, according to new research published Wednesday in the journal Nature.
Measuring 10 feet long and weighing up to 650 pounds, it roamed the forest plains of southern China's Guangxi region for hundreds of thousands of years, eating fruits and flowers.
But the researchers found that the monkeys' strict diet may have led to the species' extinction.
The herbivorous monkey made a “huge mistake when it was reluctant to change its food preferences to find a new, more nutritious food,” Yingqi Zhang, the study's lead researcher, told NBC News on Thursday.
However, some critics pointed to an inadvertent revelation in the NBC News report, suggesting that the far-left network had inadvertently debunked the idea that climate change is merely a man-made phenomenon.
One user commented: “This confirms that, climate change is a natural event that predates human existence; It is clear that humans do not have any significant impact on global temperatures.
last He added“This means that climate change has always been there, and this suggests that it is happening regardless of human progress or intervention.”
One user humorously mocked this “new finding”, saying: “Climate change? I hear you, but have they taken into account the role that racism, colonialism and gentrification may also play? You need to ask the important questions!”
Climate change? I hear you, but have they considered the role that racism, colonialism, and gentrification may have played as well?
You have to ask the important questions!
– Derek C. (@catdecal) January 13, 2024